Funny of the Day: Safe at Last!
I
took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm
system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two
Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I
purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it
up the flag pole. Now
the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER
felt safer and I'm saving $9.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus,
I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves
out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male
wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
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